GEICO saves you TONS of money

GEICO believes in rewarding people for good driving. At least that's what the woman on the phone said when I called to switch. I have an immaculate driving record, so when I was opening the policy that came in the mail a few days later, I knew I would see some sort of deduction for good driving. Sure enough, there it was on the second page:

Good driving $-10.30

Wow. Ten dollars and thirty cents, my reward for a lifetime of perfect driving. Thanks GEICO. Now I can afford to treat myself to a nice dinner. And hell, I can even super-size it if I want.