No, I do not want to turn on stickykeys! Write this down, Windows: I do not ever want to turn on stickykeys. I want you to take your stickykeys and cast it into a void from which there is no return. I want you to find every last byte on my hard drive that is even distantly related to stickykeys and I want you to zero them all out, then write them with 36 passes of random data, then zero them out again. Then I want you to locate the sectors that store those bytes and I want you to send a command to the hard drive that marks them as physically damaged so they will never be used again.
Yes, I believe I should have the freedom to tap my shift key in peace without you vomiting dialog boxes all over the screen. I'm sure I would think being able to "press keyboard shortcuts one key at a time" was a really brilliant innovation if I had only one finger, but unfortunately I don't - I have ten of them. If I decide I want stickykeys, I'll pour syrup on my keyboard.
