Doing... well.

My nervous system, in its never ending quest to annoy me, seems to be reporting some sort of horrible searing pain coming from my stomach. Thinking back to lunch, I am considering whether the sandwich I had at Gracies may have contained bad meat or perhaps rusty scrap metal. However, even considering this feeling of my internal organs being clawed away by some cafeteria food which wasn't dead enough, I'd say I'm feeling quite well. I can't think of a single thing that I could possibly complain about right now.

Current Mood: cheerful

The weekend in review

1. Shoplifting is stealing, and I definitely needed a sign to tell me that. However, I didn't see any sign that said "taking the sign that says 'Shoplifting is Stealing' is stealing."

2. Lauren must not have liked her going away present, because when she went home she left it sitting in the hallway. Or maybe she just didn't have room for a 600 pound boulder in her car.

d. Ace is a genius. He studies microelectronic engineering. He takes classes with names that you probably can neither spell nor pronounce. He works with some of the most high-tech equipment known to man - stuff that looks like it was stolen from the set of a Star Trek movie. At Denny's, he stuck a straw up his nose and made himself bleed.

s. I'm still sore from playing soccer on Saturday. Also, I'm seriously starting to get sick of so many stupid words that start with the same sound, since my sentences seem to be saturated with them. The sasquatch sat and slowly sipped his sardine soup.

Current Mood: satisfied

Dream

Last night I dreamt I got a low grade on my philosophy paper. As I was looking it over I realized, to my dismay, the reason: I had handed it in without the last two pages. When I awoke, I sprang into action and decided that I would immediately print out the whole thing, bring it to my philosophy professor, explain what had happened, and apologize. Perhaps, if I was lucky, he would regrade it.

I stopped worrying about it when I realized that I'm not taking philosophy.

Deep thoughts

You learn something new every day and, as we all know, ignorance is bliss. Therefore, the key to remaining happy is to make sure the 'somethings' that you learn are as worthless and insignificant as possible. Today I learned that you should never use dryer #12, unless you like paying $1.25 to watch a timer count down while your wet clothes sit perfectly motionless and stare back at you mockingly.

Current Mood: complacent