Deep thoughts

You learn something new every day and, as we all know, ignorance is bliss. Therefore, the key to remaining happy is to make sure the 'somethings' that you learn are as worthless and insignificant as possible. Today I learned that you should never use dryer #12, unless you like paying $1.25 to watch a timer count down while your wet clothes sit perfectly motionless and stare back at you mockingly.

Current Mood: complacent