Beg. Now roll over. Good consumer.

To: Quiznos marketing
From: Dr. Herbert Jones
Email: hjones@mytrashmail.com
Phone: 013-476-7910
Address:
216 Baltic Ave
Park Place, CA 90210

I was at one of your fine dining establishments when I noticed a sign that said "You've been good... Have a cookie." I think you could probably sell even more cookies using the same marketing strategy if you put up a sign next to it that says something like "Fetch this frisbee and we'll give you a discount!" Maybe you could also train the cashiers to stop saying "Thank you, sir" and say "Good dog" instead.