Another Laborless Day

"Labor Day, the first Monday in September, is a creation of the labor movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of our country."
-- U.S. Department of Labor

"Labor Day is when the woman has the baby."
--deathjestr

For those of you who woke up this morning with the intention of getting something accomplished, you may as well just go back to sleep. Why? Because today is Labor Day, the annual celebration of the achievements of American workers, which American workers celebrate by not achieving anything.

You might think I'd be enjoying this holiday, since I am a world-renowned expert on not achieving anything. On the contrary, I am quite disappointed that the opportunity to spend the day giving my resume to every company in town has been stolen from me. I'm sure many human resource managers are similarly disappointed that the opportunity to laugh at my qualifications until they pee themselves has been stolen from them.

It's a shame that I have nothing better to do right now than write in some crappy blog that is read exclusively by Google's webcrawlers, but I guess doing nothing is what Labor Day is all about.